you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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