As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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