the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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