idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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