this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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