I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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