no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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