okay pat passed out under dana's car
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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