It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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