So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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