who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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