Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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