I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
