Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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