He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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