As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
