Dual....:-)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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