I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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