The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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