I just cut my nipple shaving
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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