this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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