I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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