hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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