On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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