doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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