apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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