There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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