Non-Jews are for practice
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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