Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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