We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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