My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?