have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0