I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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