In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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