Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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