He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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