How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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