I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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