hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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