If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
These tits shall not be calmed
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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