I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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