why didn't you poke me back
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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