i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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