this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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