im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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