If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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