Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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