Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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