Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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