i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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