You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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