its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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