Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my phone needs a breathalizer
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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