Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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