Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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