Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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