the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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